

SCARLET BORDER (and something you can do about it)
Something you can do about the detainment of immigrant children IN AMERICA: EMAIL THESE FECKERS WHO ARE PROFITING FROM THE DETAINMENT OF CHILDREN: CEO of MVM: marquezk@mvminc.com General Dynamics PR TEAM: lryan@generaldynamics.com Carol.Smith@gd-ms.com DDuBard@nassco.com david.hench@gdbiw.com Mark.Meudt@gdit.com porterr@gdls.com rafael.moreno@gdels.com heidi.fedak@gulfstream.com heinz.aebi@jetaviation.ch laurie.vanbrocklin@gd-ots.com dbarrett@gdeb.com DRAFT TEXT FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION AND USE: Hello, It has come to my attention that your company is financially benefiting from the … Continue reading SCARLET BORDER (and something you can do about it)

IRELAND, A SCARLET TIMELINE. Special Edition: The Oppression of Women
Have a quick tour of the mort that is the history of women’s oppression in Ireland by clicking through this presentation.* *May induce scarletitis which Scarlet Brigade/Repeal Global recommends a prescription of YES VOTE** to cure. **Only available to eligible voters on May 25th in the Republic of Ireland. A majority yes vote will cure future scarlet-inducing, 8th-related terrors. YES FOR EMPATHY. YES FOR BODILY … Continue reading IRELAND, A SCARLET TIMELINE. Special Edition: The Oppression of Women

Scarlet Recap – Taylor Swift, Rose of Tralee, Louis Ck and Katy Perry
Last week was another historic week in the Scarlet Olympics. Taylor Swift made a sneaky comeback to the scarlet games, and Louis CK came out of nowhere and waved his scarlet torch around, but it was reigning World Champion of Scarlet, Daithi O Se, who went home with the gold again. Here is your recap of all the scarlet happenings from this very morto week: … Continue reading Scarlet Recap – Taylor Swift, Rose of Tralee, Louis Ck and Katy Perry

Scarlet Recap- The Script, R Kelly & Ed Sheeran Ruining Everything
It’s a trying time for scarlet scholars. We simply can’t keep up with all the new levels of mort being discovered every day. The last few weeks have been an especially difficult. Between The Script trying to stop terrorism, Ed Sheeran’s appearance in Game of Thrones and R Kelly running a sex cult, we’ve been basically navigating a scarlet tsunami out there. We’ve officially declared … Continue reading Scarlet Recap- The Script, R Kelly & Ed Sheeran Ruining Everything

Scarlet Met Ball
Anna Wintour’s 2017 Mort Gala took place last night and as usual, it was a masterclass in scarlet. The theme this year was, “Fyre Festival 2017 – A Scarlet Lookback”. Here is our pick of top ten knobbers of the night that’s going to give you all the Buzzfeed mort. 10: Caroline Kennedy Caroline went deep in her look back at Fyre Fest and its origins, picking flowers from … Continue reading Scarlet Met Ball

Scarlet For The 8th – A Global March For Choice
Once you get scarlet fever, there’s very little you can do about it. Anything can trigger it and the symptoms can vary widely. From a slight toe curl cringe at the sight of a Kardashian, to a full on scarleptic fit when you get a flashback to this photo of Enda Kenny being caught rapid on his way for a bag of cans with d … Continue reading Scarlet For The 8th – A Global March For Choice

WONDER WOMAN | Scarlet if you haven’t seen it
Quite frankly, we’re scarlet to only be writing this “review” now. Sometimes when we see things that aren’t scarlet, we actually don’t know what to do. But, in a nutshell: Wonder Woman was NOT SCARLET. Yes, it could have gone further. Been more inclusive. Yes, we still have much more to do. But for now…Here are our unabashed thoughts of what is our favorite film … Continue reading WONDER WOMAN | Scarlet if you haven’t seen it

What The Fuck Is Goop? – A Scarlet Investigation
Any scarlet scholar will know that Gwyneth Paltrow, “consciously uncoupled” herself from reality right around the time she created Goop. But, what exactly IS Goop and why is it so fucking SCARLEH? We downed a bottle of vodka and went where all good scarlet hunters go, onto the interwebs. Goop is a lifestyle brand, created by Paltrow in 2008 that aims to empower and enlighten … Continue reading What The Fuck Is Goop? – A Scarlet Investigation

Bloodline – Season 3 – A Scarlet Explosion
Jaysus, Bloodline. What the fuck was all that about? You absolute mess. Like all toxic relationships, you started out by luring me in with your wicked, sexy ways in Season 1. By Season 2 you were dropping so many scarlet bombs, I barely made it out alive. By the end of Season 3, I was begging for sweet relief every time Kevin, a known idiot, said “I’m NOT an idiot.” … Continue reading Bloodline – Season 3 – A Scarlet Explosion

Leo Varadkar – A Scarlet Investigation
If someone had told me a few years ago that Enda Kenny’s likely successor would be the son of an Indian immigrant who was also a young, openly gay doctor I would have fucking jumped for joy. I would have thrown the scarlet shackles off me, screaming, “DOOOOOON’T STOP…. BELIEVING! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEEEEEEEELING!” But that person ended up being Leo Varadkar, so I ran back into the scarlet bunker … Continue reading Leo Varadkar – A Scarlet Investigation