The Scarlet Brigade was set up in 2015 in response to all the scarlet in the world going unnoticed and unspoken. We’ve decided basically everything is something to be scarlet over, or at least to laugh at if you’re smart about it. We spend most of our lives in a scarlet haze and its becoming too much to bare, we need to unleash the scarlet on the world. Our mind-numbing jobs barely tickle the tip of our depth and humour so we have decided to make scarlet news our full time job.
If you don’t know what we mean by the word scarlet, I’m actually fifty shades of scarlet for you right now.
I am fucking shattered with the scarletness.
Infact, I’m even scarlet for your ma for havin’ ya.
In fairness though, if you don’t know what scarlet is, that’s alright. That’s why we’re here.