WONDER WOMAN | Scarlet if you haven’t seen it

Quite frankly, we’re scarlet to only be writing this “review” now. Sometimes when we see things that aren’t scarlet, we actually don’t know what to do. But, in a nutshell: Wonder Woman was NOT SCARLET. Yes, it could have gone further. Been more inclusive. Yes, we still have much more to do. But for now…Here are our unabashed thoughts of what is our favorite film … Continue reading WONDER WOMAN | Scarlet if you haven’t seen it

#COPONCOMRADES

SCARLET FOR THE PATRIARCHY “We are a group of activist women from a wide variety of backgrounds, races, ethnicities, and sexual orientations. Last week, a good number of the left-wing men we work and organise with seriously disappointed us. These men – our friends, our fellow trade unionists, activists, writers, organisers, and artists – shared and commented on a reductive and damaging article written by … Continue reading #COPONCOMRADES

BREAKING SCARLET: Enda Kenny’s LinkedIn Profile Discovered Online

The rumours of Enda Kenny’s imminent departure are proving to be true after his LinkedIn profile was found online. In another classic fuck up by Enda, he prematurely updated said profile before he had officially stepped down as our scarlet leader. In the shocking discovery, which LinkedIn have called their most “scarlet profile by far,” Enda states that he is currently on the dole and seeking disability allowance due to whiplash … Continue reading BREAKING SCARLET: Enda Kenny’s LinkedIn Profile Discovered Online

Scarlet for Democracy

Trump is doing great, isn’t he? Best ever. Tremendous success. Massive hands. Definitely not mentally ill and Melania looks so in love. These are what Trump’s team would call alternative facts or what normal, non-psychotic people call TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT. Alternative facts do work for some things, like resumes and Tinder profiles. Since Trump set foot in the White House I have spruced up my resume with … Continue reading Scarlet for Democracy

Dear America

Dear America, It’s me, your uterus. Or, well. Your collective uterus. Your daughter’s uterus. Your wife’s uterus. Your mother’s uterus. Your granddaughter’s uterus. YOUR UTERUS. You know, the one that makes the future happen? the one that each and every one of you incubated in for months? Yeah, that uterus. When you go to the polls tomorrow, please know that my future, that is, the … Continue reading Dear America

Repeal The 8th | GLOBAL GATHERING

Just over two months ago, we were almost dead from the scarlet due to Ireland’s 8th amendment.  We decided we wanted to do something about it, despite the fact that we’re not in Ireland at the moment, which is where the idea of the global gatherings came about. We knew as Irish diaspora, that there had to be others like us who were feeling disconnected from this … Continue reading Repeal The 8th | GLOBAL GATHERING

This Is 2016

Scarlet heads… IT’S TIME TO REPEAL THE SCARLET. GET UP!!!!! The world is FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKEDDDDDD. Everyone is wreckin’ the gaff. We here at scarlet hq are fucking SICK of it. The hashtags and facebook rants are great for getting the scarlet outta ya, keep it up. Hashtag till your fucking eyeballs fall out of your morto head, but it’s NOT ENOUGH! We are beyond fucking angry at the … Continue reading This Is 2016

Purple Rain, Purple Rain

Can 2016 just fucking PISS OFF already? It seems that every time we turn on the news another legend has clocked it– first BOWIE!? now PRINCE! who’s next? PLEASE TAKE CHRIS BROWN…….PLEEEEEASE. It’s hard not to be devastated over this type of news. We are currently at scarlet headquarters busting out our own raspberry berets in his honor, huddled in a corner weeping hysterically to purple rain…but, I have … Continue reading Purple Rain, Purple Rain

To All The Scarlet Ladies

Happy fucking International Women’s Day! Special shout outs to all the mammies, sisters and aunties, grannies and friends who are celebrating their lady bits without a moment’s hesitation today. Guess what though? We want to kick it up a notch. We don’t think there’s nearly enough celebration happening year round for all the amazing things women do and we want to encourage our scarlet sisterhood to dance … Continue reading To All The Scarlet Ladies

Scarlet-Proof Sanders

Very rarely at Scarlet HQ do we get caught up in political shit-storms. Actually, that is a total lie. We love a bit o drama and feel it’s a really important way to stay on top of the most scarlet happenings ’round the world. Like seriously, Sarah Palin, your 15 minutes are OVER! Okay, before we go there, we know, we know. We already posted about Trump- his … Continue reading Scarlet-Proof Sanders