Scarlet Tracks Of The Day

B*Witched This is truly the greatest video of ALL TIME. Here are all the scarlet reasons why The lyrics: name another love song that opens with a line about your da and follows it up with a Red Riding Hood reference? Put the phone away. Google will just send you back here. The dancing; So you think you can dance? You can’t. B*Witched can. Running man, … Continue reading Scarlet Tracks Of The Day

Scarlet Track Of The Day

Six:   I’m not even going to bother with their song, ’cause the best thing about Six was this fucking acting masterpiece by Dame Coyle. The whole Coyle family trying to scam Linda Martin needs to be made into a six part RTE series, starring Linda Martin as Linda Martin,and an ageing Dana as Nuhdeen Coyle. “Oh may gawd Linda, ay swear tu yew my date of burth … Continue reading Scarlet Track Of The Day

Fifty Shades Of Scarlet

We read the cringe so you don’t have to In honour of the release of ‘Grey’, the hotly anticipated follow up to the scarlet bible that is ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ , we put together a Top 23 cringe moments from the literary masterpiece of our times. “Her voice is warm and husky, like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel…or something.” Or something. OR SOMETHING. This actually KILLS me dead … Continue reading Fifty Shades Of Scarlet

A Miracle Scarlet Breakthrough May Be Here

Do you ever wake up on a Sunday morning and have a lovely twenty seconds of cringe-free bliss before you suddenly, and without warning, get a flashback of the scarlet tornado that was you the night before? Scarlet studies show that one out of one people suffer from sudden onset scarletitis between the hours of 9am & 9pm every Sunday, after which it can get progressively worse. Sometimes even leading … Continue reading A Miracle Scarlet Breakthrough May Be Here