we are here to set up the scarlet treaty. calling out all things absolutely fucking scarlet in the world, one post at a time.

we are here to discuss all things scarlet to brighten up your days. as anyone who knows us will tell you, our scarlet files are never-ending.

if you don’t know what we mean by the word scarlet, i’m actually fifty shades of scarlet for you right now.

i am fucking shattered with the scarletness.

infact, i’m even scarlet for your ma for having you.

in fairness though, if you don’t know what scarlet is, that’s alright. that’s why we’re here. scarlet is a type of mortification that defies time and sometimes lasts an eternity. it’s embarrassment that can resonate from one person to the next, it’s that bad. it’s like a plague. you might see something or someone acting in a way that makes you cringe, and while you thank god it’s not you, you can’t help but get red in the face on the scarlet-makers behalf. sometimes we bring on our own scarlet, other times we bask in the scarlet glow of people around us. no matter what, i’m 100% going to die of scarlet fever. you probably will too- but at least we’ll all go down together.

#scarletforlife