The queen’s back, showing these basic bitches how to do it right.  Sit your ass down, Miley!

I never realised I missed Missy till she came back and now I’m like fuck, I ain’t even move a limb since the last Missy track, I’ve just been crying to Adele and drunkenly apologizing to everyone I know.

A usual Friday night call from me: “Yo, Linda, I know we ain’t talked since like kindergarten, but I just wanted to tell you I’M SORRY, FOR EVERYTHING THAT I’VE DONE.”

“No , i am NOT drunk, I’ve just been  IN CALIFORNIA DREAMING ABOUT HOW WE USED TO BE, *weeping*, WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER AND FREE.”

“How do you mean you haven’t thought about me since we were kids? Fine, even in nappies you were a bitch! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER MIND I’LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU.”

This video though, GOT ME, the choreography, the beat, the Adidas, Pharrell as a fucking PUPPET.

Happy Friday ho’s, im gonna be watching this till Adele drop her new album and I’m back to weeping into my flip phone, again. You better fucking answer Linda.