Sticky: What The Fuck Is The Scarlet Brigade?

We are here to set up the scarlet treaty.

We are here to brighten up your days by calling out all things absolutely fucking scarlet in the world, one post at a time.

As anyone who knows us will tell you, our scarlet files are never-ending, and we are more than happy to share them.

If you don’t know what we mean by the word scarlet, I’m actually fifty shades of scarlet for you right now.

I am fucking shattered with the scarletness.

Infact, I’m even scarlet for your ma for havin’ ya.

In fairness though, if you don’t know what scarlet is, that’s alright. That’s why we’re here.


Scarlet is like a plague. You might see something or someone acting in a way that makes you mortified, and while you thank god it’s not you, you can’t help but get red in the face on the scarlet-makers behalf. Sometimes we bring on our own scarlet, other times we bask in the scarlet glow of people around us. No matter what, I’m 100% going to die of scarlet fever. You probably will too- but at least we’ll all go down together.



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