We will make this quick ’cause there was ALOT of scarlet costumes to get through from last night’s Met Gala, where the theme was: “Take some acid and hope for the best.”
1: Her Royal Highness Of Life
Looks like Jay won’t be calling Becky with the good hair anytime soon, ’cause bitch is clearly DEAD. Here is Queen Bey draped in Becky’s skin, showing once again she will ALWAYS make the best of a bad situation. She accessorized with hot sauce in her bag. Swag. I will not apologize for that glorious reference. #IAIN’TSORRY.
The grim reaper herself showed up looking for her next victim. RITA, TAKE RITA!!!
3: Beyonce’s Sister
Someone is taking their Lemonade jealousy a bit far. AWKWARD. Nice to see she found a good use for those cupcake wrappers though.
Lets try and ignore Kim’s tinfoil parade and LOOK AT KANYES EYES!!! Did he put the acid in his eyes?? Is that why he looks like Katie Holmes’ dead eyes, circa 2008? You were supposed to put the acid in your mouth, love. This picture actually hurts to look at. Moving on swiftly…..
5: Taylor “I’ll Write A Song About You?” Swift
See what I did there??? Moving on swiftly..lol. Ugh, fine. CUNTS! T Swift was co chair for the evening, I’m not sure what that is because I assumed they all just stood around, while Anna Wintour spat on them. Anyway, Taylor went full Pinterest this year, got the tinfoil and black tape and just fucking went for it.
HOW. THE. FUCK. IS. RITA.ORA. STILL. A. THING???. Everytime I see Rita, I’m like wait, HOLD UP, did we all not agree that this was a no? Whoever keeps swiping right for Rita. STOP.
6: Ga Ga
Ga Ga is 100% coming down from her acid trip here, she should have timed this better. I thought she would be a pro at this. At least we can all rule Ga Ga out as being Becky. HACK of that hair.
Who’s turn is it to put Madge to bed tonight lads? Dibs, not me.
8: Jay Z or will.i.am.scarlet?
Is this Jay Z incognito or will.i.am.scarlet? Either way, they have never looked better.
9: Everyone’s Mother?
I have no clue who this is but I fucking LOVE her. Looked like she was on her way back from the shops and just popped in to see what all the tinfoil commotion was about.
File – Save as – Porn.