First Dates Ireland – A Scarlet Investigation

“First Dates Ireland restaurant shuts down due to outbreak of scarlet fever.” Surely this is how it ends. Everyone in the restaurant dies of scarlet fever and we all fuck off back to watching The Angelus. Except, I don’t think I ever want it to end. First Dates Ireland is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. I don’t know how I physically even typed that sentence without going fully purple and exploding into a … Continue reading First Dates Ireland – A Scarlet Investigation

Day 20 In The Big Brother House & We’re Fucking Scarlet For Everyone

When it was revealed earlier this year that Big Brother UK had been snapped up by TV3 and would be returning to Irish television for all of us poor, cheapo peasants with a UPC box, I greeted the news with dread. This is because I love Big Brother and I loathe Big Brother. I watch it with both eagerness and hatred. Since Channel 4 axed it and UPC customers … Continue reading Day 20 In The Big Brother House & We’re Fucking Scarlet For Everyone