Brandon Flowers- Scarlet Proof Since 1981

LOOK at Brandon Flowers’ actual face.


Musician and frontman of rock band The Killers, Brandon Flowers poses for a portrait, on Tuesday, March 24, 2015 in New York. (Photo by Taylor Jewell/Invision/AP)

Shut, how could you ever be scarlet with a face like that? I forgot he even existed for a while. I genuinely thought The Killers were bunged up in some mormon church singing for their supper, but no, turns out they released a couple of albums since ‘Hot Fuzz’, but who cares about that.


Also, if you can stop looking at the absolute scarlet proof perfection that is his face, you need to give your ears a workout and listen to his new album “The Desired Effect.” I am absolutely wrecked from listening to it. The sheer pop perfection of most of the tracks on it is incredible. It’s like the Eurythmics, Duran Duran and Pet Shop Boys, by some scientific miracle had a baby together, and it was Brandon Flowers and his beautiful face. That baby grew up and made this scarlet proof album that has me, at any given moment, singing random lyrics from it (most of which make no sense, but who gives a shit when the lyrics are coming out of his mouth, that rests gently on his beautiful face.) My favorite song is ‘Lonely Town‘, mostly because I sing the chorus outside Brandon’s window every night. I know you can hear me, Brandon.

Now I’m standing outside your house
And I’m wondering, baby
Do you hear the phone when I call?
Do you fill the void when I fall?
Do you hear the crack when I break?
Did you lock the door when it shut?
Can you see the knife when it cut?
Do you keep your ear to the ground?
For the kid in lonely town (lonely town)

Imma need you to unlock that door Brandon.


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